Wednesday, June 13, 2012

The Nick Monaghan Interviews....With Himself.


HEEEEELLLLOOOOOOO La La La,

It has been a while since I have written a blog but this is hot news! I recently…after many, many missed calls and trying to get ahold of this kid, I finally got a sit down interview with recent Missouri football transfer Nick Monaghan. This is what I got after our talk and a Q and A session with this young man.


Q: Nick if you could be any animal in the world what would you be?

A: Oh that’s easy a Liger. Next question.

Q: Why?
 
A: because it’s the most dangerous animal in the kingdom Duh!

Q: If you could be in any movie ever what movie would that be?

A: Oh of course I would be Burt Reynolds in any movie. You kidding me? Pass up that opportunity to have that stashe? Get out of town.

Q: If you could meet anyone in history who would it be?

A: Benjamin Franklin. First off I would like to ask him what he is doing flying a kite with a key on it in a thunderstorm…doesn’t he know it is dangerous to do that? He also was a total player and slayed the 17th century babes. Had swag coming out the ears.

Q: If you could be any part of the car what would you be?

A: Easy the driver. (Looking at me confused I would even ask such a dumb question)

Q: If you could be any other position in football other than the long snapper what would you be?

A: Long snapper.

Q: If you could play other sport other than football what would it be?

A: Football

Q: Nick, cut it out, really?

A: Fine defiantly a hockey player. Do you see how many ladies hockey players get? Sign me up for that. I don’t even think I have to be able to play I just want to wear the stuff and the hair.

Q: Who’s your favorite singer?

A: Michael Jackson.

Q: Why?

A: Thriller album. Read a book.

Q: If you could have any partner in Dancing With the Stars who would it be?

A: Marilyn Monroe!! Marilyn Monroe!! (Making whistling noises)

Q: She is not around any more….Who’s living…

A: Specify my sir…I can’t read your mind. Thennnnnnn in that case Betty white….Just kidding ALEX MORGAN!! Are you kidding! She’s an athlete, I’m an athlete… She is a sweet heart and quite easy on the eyes…I’m….A sweet heart..? Alex if you’re reading this…possible date next week?

Q: She probably won’t be reading this…

A: that’s not a question…next question…jerk.

Q: If you could snap to any punter who would it be?

A: Brad Maynard. That man is a legend and pounded the pigskin for the Chicago Bears for years. Also with that receding hair line….Probably had his way with the females.

Q: If you could go back to any time what would it be?

A: Oh whatever the time in the movie Gladiator is…That movie is so BA. I would also try and fight lions and ask people if they are not entertained…Are you all entertained by this? I hope so. I am having a blast with all of this.

Q: Peter Francis Geracie vs. Billy Mayes.

A: Wasn’t Billy Mayes on crack?

Q: Why do you think your singing in the shower, car, while running, ect. Is good?

A: Your mother Trebek.

Q: If you could be in any book ever what would it be?

A: Lord of the flies….Me n Pig would be homies.

Q: Do you have any other talents other than long snapping?

A: Yes; rapping, playing guitar, push ups with my eyes closed, watching TV, Eating, Holding my breath under water for almost 7 seconds…ahh having fake interviews in my head?

Q: What’s with that doll you sleep with at night?

A: That question better not make the blog or you are done in this town…you hear me? Curtains!

Q: Soup or Salad

A: I’m not hungry

Q: Is it true you were the only one in your 4th grade class that couldn’t climb the rope in gym?

A: NO! WHERE’D YOU HEAR THAT??

Q: ………..

A: ….yes.

Q: If you could be the front man for any band ever what would it be?

A: What you kiddin me?? That’s easy Aerosmith all day…get on my level son!!

Q: What time is it?

A: Cudzik time.

Q: Okay last question! How many fingers am I holding up?

A: 2.


Alright! That ends this blog, which really for most part people, was a waste of time and probably makes you wish you had that time back! :D Sorry folks I hope you enjoyed my blog and don’t forget to tip your waitresses and try the veal!! :D


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