HEEEEELLLLOOOOOOO La La La,
It has been a while since I have written a blog but this is hot
news! I recently…after many, many missed calls and trying to get ahold of this
kid, I finally got a sit down interview with recent Missouri football transfer
Nick Monaghan. This is what I got after our talk and a Q and A session with
this young man.
Q: Nick if you could be any animal in the world what would
you be?
A: Oh that’s easy a Liger. Next question.
Q: Why?
A: because it’s the most dangerous animal in the kingdom
Duh!
Q: If you could be in any movie ever what movie would that
be?
A: Oh of course I would be Burt Reynolds in any movie. You
kidding me? Pass up that opportunity to have that stashe? Get out of town.
Q: If you could meet anyone in history who would it be?
A: Benjamin Franklin. First off I would like to ask him what
he is doing flying a kite with a key on it in a thunderstorm…doesn’t he know it
is dangerous to do that? He also was a total player and slayed the 17th
century babes. Had swag coming out the ears.
Q: If you could be any part of the car what would you be?
A: Easy the driver. (Looking at me confused I would even ask
such a dumb question)
Q: If you could be any other position in football other than
the long snapper what would you be?
A: Long snapper.
Q: If you could play other sport other than football what
would it be?
A: Football
Q: Nick, cut it out, really?
A: Fine defiantly a hockey player. Do you see how many
ladies hockey players get? Sign me up for that. I don’t even think I have to be
able to play I just want to wear the stuff and the hair.
Q: Who’s your favorite singer?
A: Michael Jackson.
Q: Why?
A: Thriller album. Read a book.
Q: If you could have any partner in Dancing With the Stars
who would it be?
A: Marilyn Monroe!! Marilyn Monroe!! (Making whistling
noises)
Q: She is not around any more….Who’s living…
A: Specify my sir…I can’t read your mind. Thennnnnnn in that
case Betty white….Just kidding ALEX MORGAN!! Are you kidding! She’s an athlete,
I’m an athlete… She is a sweet heart and quite easy on the eyes…I’m….A sweet
heart..? Alex if you’re reading this…possible date next week?
Q: She probably won’t be reading this…
A: that’s not a question…next question…jerk.
Q: If you could snap to any punter who would it be?
A: Brad Maynard. That man is a legend and pounded the
pigskin for the Chicago Bears for years. Also with that receding hair line….Probably
had his way with the females.
Q: If you could go back to any time what would it be?
A: Oh whatever the time in the movie Gladiator is…That movie
is so BA. I would also try and fight lions and ask people if they are not
entertained…Are you all entertained by this? I hope so. I am having a blast
with all of this.
Q: Peter Francis Geracie vs. Billy Mayes.
A: Wasn’t Billy Mayes on crack?
Q: Why do you think your singing in the shower, car, while
running, ect. Is good?
A: Your mother Trebek.
Q: If you could be in any book ever what would it be?
A: Lord of the flies….Me n Pig would be homies.
Q: Do you have any other talents other than long snapping?
A: Yes; rapping, playing guitar, push ups with my eyes
closed, watching TV, Eating, Holding my breath under water for almost 7
seconds…ahh having fake interviews in my head?
Q: What’s with that doll you sleep with at night?
A: That question better not make the blog or you are done in
this town…you hear me? Curtains!
Q: Soup or Salad
A: I’m not hungry
Q: Is it true you were the only one in your 4th
grade class that couldn’t climb the rope in gym?
A: NO! WHERE’D YOU HEAR THAT??
Q: ………..
A: ….yes.
Q: If you could be the front man for any band ever what
would it be?
A: What you kiddin me?? That’s easy Aerosmith all day…get on
my level son!!
Q: What time is it?
A: Cudzik time.
Q: Okay last question! How many fingers am I holding up?
A: 2.
Alright! That ends this blog, which really for most part people,
was a waste of time and probably makes you wish you had that time back! :D
Sorry folks I hope you enjoyed my blog and don’t forget to tip your waitresses
and try the veal!! :D
Give me some feedback on it…if its not good I wont care nor
will I probably listen to you!
Bye!
