Ladies and germs I know what your all thinking…Nick are you ok, you haven’t blogged in almost a MONTH! D: I’m here to tell you that everything is just fine! I had to take off a month of blogging because I flew India for a couple weeks to become a monk. In my revelations though, I decided that I was going to come back to the states and stick to a talent of mine that I thought would be my only chance of charming a classy lady…and that is long snapping. I missed snapping and to be honest I don’t seam to have the same “Snap Swagger” that I have without it. But not to worry I have come to my senses and back doing what I love to do. Just kidding I’ve just been to lazy/busy to keep up with it lately. I’m sorry world and general public. Breathe easy; Nick is back from watching the tv. See what I did there?
Anyhow I thought I would also get the word out of a good friend of mine. He seams to be taking the World Wide Webular by storm in his campaign to become Mr. Irrelevant in this years NFL draft.
What was that? Nick what is Mr. Irrelevant?
Well I’m here to tell you and YOU GONE LEARN TODAY THAT’S A LOOOOOOOOONG Snapper… ahhh you thought I was ganna say something else didn’t you? Well…maybe we remove our heads from the water receptacle shouldn’t we?
Anyhow, Mr. Kevin Ballinger Purdue’s long snapper and a guy I look up to, is making his case for Mr. Irrelevant. I suppose that I should tell all of you what Mr. Irrelevant is seeing as my last explanation turned into me scorning you. Mr. Irrelevant is the last pick in the NFL draft. Generally to someone that is you guessed it! Talented. Anyway Kevin is a great guy and deserves to hold this covenant honor that likes of Michael Green, Ronnie McAda, David Vobora just to name a few!
Good Luck to Mr. Ballinger as he looks to be renamed Mr. Irrelevant!
Here is his absolutely hilarious blog in which he talks a lot about being a long snapper in today’s cold and strenuous day and age and the struggles that come with being Mr. Irrelevant.
Oh and in other news!!!!!!!! :D
Spring is on its way and that means only one thing! Short Shorts Season! That’s right GENTLEMEN!!!! GET THOSE SUN GLASSES ON AND YOUR STARING EYES READY BECAUSE IT'S TIME THAT SHORT SHORTS COME OUT ONCE AGAIN! I’ve got mine ready. Everyone knows that short shorts look better on guys anyway right? Ladies love them and you can always catch a pretty eyed momma staring at your all white pale dandy’s you call your legs.
Your welcome ladies ;)
ALSO! CONGRADS! To my brother and his current lacrosse team as he is one of the top D Middies on the Missouri Men’s Lacrosse team! They are currently 4-0! Mike also has had one cool picture taken of him. So proud. And what I believe to be 2 assists waaaaaaduuuuuuuppppp!
Thank you and good night world. I know its still day-time.
#kevinballingerformrirrelevant
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